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Well send a squad to help you right away, Bran. Though if the ninja lesbian is trapped, I don't know what the squad is gonna do...
The girlfriend front is just fine...rolling along smoothly...now i have to deal with a brother who's nose is out of joint for various personal reasons and my life is going to be used as the scapegoat for it...I can't wait to get home from work tonight to have this conversation...grrrrrr...
*hands Jax a spatula*
good luck man!!
Is he supposed to use that on his brother, or his girlfriend?
bah...
Tell us Jax. Has she ever had the "Aunt Jemimah treatment"?
damn Jace! you beat me to it, I just thought of that to!
Gotta love Bill Murray. I was watching Ghostbusters again the other night. I'd forgotten how funny he is.
Things are looking better...Brother got some better news and calmed down a bit and me and the GF are off to Milwaukee tomorrow for the Brewer tour and a Brewers game and then the zoo...
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 20, 2003 12:51 AM: Message edited by: Neophobic Man ]</font>
I remember driving all the way to Milwaukee from Chicago just to go to the zoo there. No idea why we did that....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Neophobic Man:
... me and the GF are off to Milwaukee tomorrow for the Brewer tour and a Brewers game and then the zoo...</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
you're bringing her here?!?!?!?
This isn't a zoo, it's a circus...
Yeah, zoos are too tame for this place.
Jelly, hush!! You'll scare her off!
*lays down bait* here kitty kitty.....
Too late, she's gone...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by erisesoteric:
This isn't a zoo, it's a circus...</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Three ring at that...
And just wait till you see the show Jely puts on with those three rings...
ex-CUZE me?!?!
stops trying to lure Jax's gf and starts trying to lure jely from her three rings
We could probably sell Jely's three ring show on Pay Per View and make a mint... [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Ooo! ooo! Is that like Ring Dancers in the Native Tradition?? ooo!
Of course my dirty mid fills with OTHER things Jelly could do with rings, er, hoops, ok Hoop Dancers are local native tradition. What Jely does with 3 rings is beyond me...
Oy! Have I lost track of the topic?
The topic of the thread was lost about 40 posts ago...
**mind boggles at the thought of THAT!**
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Neophobic Man:
We could probably sell Jely's three ring show on Pay Per View and make a mint... [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
We've got chocolate covered ones here at the hotel, will those do?
*dunks eris in chocolate and attempts to sell her on the street corner to passing cars*
Don't think that there's much of a market for that, tyle... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
for once I agree with you Jax
Dan says he'll pay more for the chocolate covered eris if you make sure that I'm breathing, and not suffocated by said chocolate.
If that doesn't work, we can always put Eris in the Freak Show of the circus, unless Jely has aready taken of with the three rings, or Jax has used them to imobilize the girlfriend we all assumed came willingly to Jax's (we never asked what the brother was upset about, did we?....) [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
Hey now!
punches holes in the chocolate around eris' nose and mouth and tries to sell her to the Goob
I'm not sure it will work all that well. Why buy the chocolate if you can get the moderator for free, and all that...
yep. She's lost it.....
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 25, 2003 08:48 PM: Message edited by: Ski ]</font>
That was almost a mixed metaphor or something...
I'll mix a metaphor for ya, just hold still...
Especially that applicator!
err...... merp!
That metaphor looks like it might hurt...
And now, with new OB metaphors, you don't have to worry about ruining the environment with your used applicators...